There are a lot of things that I am going to need to teach you over the years, so I figured I might as well start imparting my infinite knowledge to you early so you can soak it all up :). I'd like to call these little life lessons for you. Let's start with an easy one.
Life Lesson #1: No Flashing!
It's cute when you're a three-month-old. Actually, it's pretty freaking adorable. When you're a college co-ed though? Not so much. Drunk at Mardi Gras? Definitely a no. Also...you're not allowed to go to Mardi Gras. Ever.
Trust me. I'm saving you from future awkward moments a'la Britney Spears.
It's super cute for now though. So enjoy it, because the age of flashing cuteness is like a flash in the pan (pun totally intended), so soak it up baby.